Your name is JIMMY URIN. It is well known that BITCHES LOVE YOU because they know that you can ROCK, yet you seem to be constantly DENIED ALL THE BEST ULTRA SEX. You also, for unexplained reasons, HATE JIMMY PAGE, and eagerly await the day someone will SHUT YOU UP. You like your COFFEE BLACK just like your METAL. You were born with your PINK PIXIE WINGS and think they make you look like quite the LIL’ PRINCESS with them. You’re in the lucrative business of giving KISSES for a DOLLAR.

Your chum handle is faggotryPrincess [FP] and you write IN ALL CAPS AND IN THE COLOR OF FAGGOTRY #f10088.

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My contribution to Ke$hastuck because it’s amazing. If you find this offensive you don’t know MSI and that’s not ok.

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Rest of the band done shittly here.